S4. I'M GETTING SEXY THOUGHTS5. I'VE BEEN HORNY ALL DAY6. TAKE ME, I'M YOURS!ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SEX?1. IT DOESN'T TURN ME ON2. I WOULDN'T MIND A LITTLE$3. I DON'T CARE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER4. I COULD EASILY BE AROUSED 5. I WANT IT!6. I WANT LOTS IN SEX TONIGHT?1. NO, NOT MUCH 2. MILDLY3. I DON'T REALLY CARE4. UHMMMMM . . . SORT OF 5. DEFINITELY!6. I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE"WHAT BEST DESCRIBES YOUR ATTITUDE?1. I'D RATHER WATCH TV2. CUDDLING SOUNDS NICE3. 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P-D&` .  P-D&D&. =  P-D&L= -3. I LIKE IT-4. IT REALLY TURNS ME ON/-5. IT'S ORGASMIC,,,, -*- H -- h(i(-ȱ--ȱ-  ---0- m:-׮--h`L: - L- --L: L-HH m: hh`W.X. FEETEARSBACK OF NECK OR HAIRNIPPLE/BREASTNAVELGENITALSINNER THIGHSBACKBUTTOCKSANUS + , , , ', ,, 4, @, D, L,P,U,Z,_,d,i,n,s,x,},(,FOR EACH ZONE, INDICATE YOUR PREFERENCE: ,1. FORGET IT,2. NOT MUCH FEELING THERERAL+4. I'D LIKE THAT+5. PLEASE, PLEASE INCLUDE IT!*****+ G+UNUSUAL PLACE Y+ORAL SEX f+LIGHT S/M t+VIBRATOR +DIRTY BOOKS OR MOVIES +MASSAGE +SPECIAL CLOTHES +MIRRORS +VOYEURISM +UNUSUAL POSITIONSB+T+a+o+|++++++ O PLEASE *BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME)* '*HAVE FUN!5*I HAVE SELECTED INTERLUDE #U* OR X TO EXIT,0*P*)(*ON EACH FACTOR, INDICATE YOUR PREFERENCE*1. SHOULD NOT INCLUDE *2. IT'S OKAY*3. I'M NEUT FOR NEXT PAGE, X TO EXIT,#)D FOR DIFFERENT INTERLUDE&&<)A)L)Q) AND Z))$_)YOU WILL NOW RECEIVE MY INSTRUCTIONS) WHEN READY%)SORRY YOU DID NOT LIKE THAT INTERLUDE)I WILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER)))YOU'RE TOO HARD TAGAINZ&&&'/'Z'y'''(,(T(@(@( (THANK YOU!( WHEN READY TO INTERVIEW#( 'SORRY, BUT I MUST ASK -4'ARE YOU A MALE OR FEMALE?R'_'MAY I HAVE YOUR NAME? &!~'WHEN DO YOU DESIRE YOUR INTERLUDE'TO TAKE PLACE? (NOW OR LATER)'NOWLATERMALEFEMALE'INVALID ENTRY - TRY ORNO MOVIE4. A JAMES BOND THRILLER5. A TENNESSEE WILLIAMS PLAYa _&HOW MANY WISH TO BE INTERVIEWED?&WHAT IS NAME OF MALE PLAYER? &&WHAT IS NAME OF FEMALE PLAYER? &6. FELLINI'S SATYRICON%WHAT TYPE OF ACTIVITY FITS YOUR MOOD? 1. PLAYTIME 2. FANTASIES3. SOMETHING NAUGHTY, BUT NICE4. SOMETHING LOW-KEY5. SOMETHING CASUAL6. LET'S BE SERIOUSSHOULD SEX THIS TIME BE LIKE:1. FANTASY ISLAND2. A WOODY ALLEN MOVIE3. A P1. TENDER (LITTLE OR NO SEX) 2. ROMANTIC 3. SENSUOUS4. OPEN/STRAIGHTFORWARD5. DEMANDING/ROUGH6. SORT OF KINKY 7. LIGHT S/MWHICH MOVIE WOULD YOU BE?1. PILLOW TALK 2. TOM JONES3. GONE WITH THE WIND 4. SUPERMAN5. A STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE MIGHT BE NICE4. I HATE SURPRISES5. I'D RATHER SURPRISE MY LOVERWOULD YOU LIKE A SURPRISE?1. PLEASE, I LOVE SURPRISES2. I DON'T CARE3. NO, NO, NO, NO!4. I WANT TO SURPRISE MY LOVER5. I'D LIKE TO SHOCK MY LOVER%WHAT TYPE OF ACTIVITY FITS YOUR MOOD?. I'M READY FOR A REALLY BIG SHOW&WHICH TV SHOW WOULD YOUR INTERLUDE BE?1. A TV COMMERCIAL2. THREE'S COMPANY 3. 60 MINUTES4. THE TONIGHT SHOW5. ROOTS HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT SURPRISES? 1. SHOCK ME!2. KEEP ME GUESSING"3. A LITTLE SURPRISEESS 2. 15 MINUTES3. 30 MINUTES OR LESS4. IT DOESN'T MATTER5. AN HOUR OR MORE6. SEVERAL HOURS7. SEVERAL DAYS'HOW COMPLEX DO YOU WANT THIS INTERLUDE?1. BACK TO BASICS, PLEASE2. KEEP IT FAIRLY SIMPLE3. I'M NOT CHOOSEY4. MAYBE A SMALL PRODUCTION"5NGER2. PASSIVE, MOSTLY3. I DON'T CARE4. HOW ABOUT EQUAL SHARES!5. I WANT TO BE AGGRESSIVE!'IF YOU WERE FELINE, WHICH WOULD YOU BE?1. A PUSSY CAT 2. A TOM CAT 3. A BOBCAT 4. A PANTHER 5. A TIGER$HOW LONG SHOULD THIS INTERLUDE LAST?1. FIVE SECONDS OR LOF IT!WHAT ROLE BEST FITS YOUR MOOD?1. DO WITH ME WHAT YOU WILL2. TELL ME WHAT TO DO 3. SEDUCE ME4. LET'S SHARE5. I WANT TO BE THE LEADER"6. I WANT TO DIRECT THE WHOLE SHOW(DO YOU WANT TO BE PASSIVE OR AGGRESSIVE? 1. 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ASK HER TO DANCE & HOLD HER. 7) AFTER DINNER GO TO YOUR FAVORITE BAR FOR A NIGHTCAP. WHEN YOU GET HOME MAKE LOVE BY CANDLELIGHT. HER YOUR LOVE! 1) SPEND TIME KISSING & CUDDLING BEFORE YOU GET OUT OF BED. 2) CALL MID-DAY & SAY I LOVE YOU. MEET FOR DRINKS AFTER WORK. 3) SEND FLOWERS DURING DAY. 4) PLAN DINNER & DANCING. 5) BUY A SMALL 'SPECIAL' GIFT. KIDNAP YOUR MAN FOR A TRIP. MAKE PLANS IN SECRET. YOU PACK FOR HIM. FIND SOME EXCUSE TO GO TO AIRPORT, TRAIN, OR CAR. TELL HIM NOTHING UNTIL THE LAST MOMENT. ONCE YOU ARRIVE TAKE THE LEAD IN YOURR INTERLUDE. SHE WANTS ROMANCE. SHOW TOPLESS LUNCH. CALL HIM AT WORK & ASK HIM HOME FOR LUNCH. CLOSE DRAPES & LIGHT CANDLES TO SET THE MOOD. FIX A SIMPLE LUNCH. WHEN HE ARRIVES, GREET HIM CLAD ONLY IN PANTIES. SERVE HIM LUNCH. WHILE HE EATS PUT ON MUSIC & TABLE DANCE FOR HIM. AFTER LUNCH... DRESS & NO UNDIES..NONE AT ALL...AT DINNER TELL HIM YOU AREN'T WEARING ANY. WATCH HIS INTEREST RISE. ON THE WAY TO THE CAR GUIDE HIS HAND UP YOUR DRESS. WHILE HE IS DRIVING HOME, LIE DOWN, UNZIP HIS PANTS & PERFORM FELLATIO. SERVE HIM A R OWN INTERLUDE! GIVE YOUR MATE THE INSTRUCTIONS & TELL HER THE COMPUTER GAVE THEM TO YOU. MAKE LOVE YOUR FAVORITE WAY. JUST BEFORE ORGASM INSERT A MOIST FINGER IN YOUR LOVER'S ANUS. SUGGEST GOING OUT TO DINNER. WEAR A EPLAY. YOU LEAD. TELL HIM WHAT TO DO BE CREATIVE & SEDUCTIVE. AFTERWARD PUT YOUR UNDIES ON & PREPARE DINNER. CREATE YOUR OWN INTERLUDE! GIVE YOUR MATE THE INSTRUCTIONS & TELL HIM THE COMPUTER GAVE THEM TO YOU. CREATE YOUP THE BED. GREET HIM AT THE DOOR IN THE NEW OUTFIT. GIVE HIM HIS GIFT & TELL HIM TO CHANGE WHILE YOU FIX DRINKS. RELAX FOR A TIME OVER DRINKS. TELL HIM TO WAIT FOR YOU IN BED SO HE CAN DISCOVER THE SHEETS! JOIN HIM WITH YOUR NEW LINGERIE ON, START THE FORTHE WINNER ORDERS! SEXY UNDIES & SATIN SHEETS CAN REALLY GET YOU GOING! BUY SATIN SHEETS & CASES. BUY YOURSELF THE SEXIEST LINGERIE YOU CAN FIND. BUY HIM SILKIE SHORTS & SILK OR SATIN ROBE, HAVE HIS WRAPPED. BEFORE HE ARRIVES MAKE UT HAS BUILT UP BY MAKING MAD, PASSIONATE LOVE. GET A DECK OF CARDS & PLAY POKER. WITH EACH HAND THE LOSER MUST TAKE OFF ONE PIECE OF CLOTHING & PERFORM SOME MINOR SEXUAL ACT OF THE WINNER'S CHOICE. THE FIRST TO LOSE ALL MUST DO EXACTLY AS 'T HAVE INTERCOURSE OR ORGASMS. NIGHT 4: REPEAT THE ACTS OF THE 1ST 3 NIGHTS SLOW & LEISURELY. UNDRESS & EXPLORE ALL PARTS OF YOUR LOVER'S BODY WITH YOUR LIPS, HANDS, TONGUE. FINALLY- & HOLD OFF AS LONG AS YOU CAN- RELEASE THE TENSION THABOVE THE CHEST. DON'T MAKE LOVE! NIGHT 2: NOW YOU'VE GRADUATED TO PETTING! REPEAT LAST NIGHT, BUT NOW TOUCH EACH OTHER'S BODIES IN, AROUND, & THROUGH YOUR CLOTHES. NIGHT 3:REPEAT 1 & 2, BUT NOW UNDRESS EACH OTHER & EXPLORE TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT...DONE YOUR VERY FIRST TIME. THE CLOSER YOU FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS THE BETTER IT WILL BE. NIGHT 1: REMEMBER WHEN KISSING WAS ALL THAT WAS ALLOWED? TRY IT TONIGHT. SPEND AN HOUR OR MORE JUST KISSING FULLY CLOTHED. DON'T TOUCH EACH OTHER EXCEPT ACONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE IN THE MOST SECRET OF INTERLUDES...THE ULTIMATE EXPERIENCE! IT CALLS FOR RESTRAINT & PATIENCE BECAUSE IT TAKES PLACE OVER 4 NIGHTS... BUT THE REWARD CAN BE THE GREATEST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. 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