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From: roo.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
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Subject: Misc Inits 0/1
Date: 11 Dec 1992 23:33:17 GMT
Organization: California Institute of Technology, Pasadena
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   This is a header post for some miscellaneous inits written by Nathan
Mates. Enjoy!

   I may get around to putting the files on caltech's ftp site, but since
I'm leaving for Christmas Vacation real soon now, that may take some time.
Please support free/shareware authors!

Nathan Mates


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*I ALSO HAVE:       (ASCII/RTF Format)                              *
*Political Incorrectness:                                           *
*      Bill Clinton Jokes   Lawyer Jokes                            *
*      35 Truths Of Life    Blonde Jokes                            *
*Outright Plagarism (Scripts to)                                    *
*      Monty Python & The Holy Grail         Meaning of Life        *
*      Life of Brian (Incomplete, as far as I know)                 *
*      Airplane 1                                                   *
*Computer Humor:                                                    *
*      Bastard Operator From Hell-- Computer series                 *
*      Computer Jokes       Hacker Test 1.1                         *
*      Real Programmers...  Nerd Tests                              *
*Other Stuff:                                                       *
*      Lightbulb Jokes      Car Acronyms                            *
*      Murphy's Law stuff   Answering Machine Messages              *
*      Deep Thoughts        Steven Wright Quotes                    *
*      Taglines             Sexual Job Descriptions                 *
*      Joke Forms           Chicken Cross Road Explanations         *
*      Various Insults      Lists of Everything                     *
*      Mommy^2 Jokes        Star Trek Parodies                      *
*      ASCII Cows           Religous Shit Explanations              *
*      Aeronautical Jokes   Physics Product Disclaimers             *
*      Bad World History    Insurance Form Messups                  *
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*  A .sig designed to keep me busy for quite a while                *
*  YES! It's bigger and better than it was a few days ago! And      *
*   it'll keep on growing until I hit 5 Megs!                       *
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*            <<< My other account is a super-user >>>               *
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* Nathan Mates                nathan@cco.caltech.edu                *
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*I ALSO HAVE:       (ASCII/RTF Format)                              *
*Political Incorrectness:                                           *
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From: roo.caltech.edu!nathan (Nathan Mates)
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Subject: Misc Inits 1/1
Date: 11 Dec 1992 23:33:53 GMT
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*Political Incorrectness:                                           *