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For your convenience, our menu and text presentation system works with either the keyboard, a joystick, or a mouse. If you're a new user you may want to press H twice and read the he@-*&Softdisk #75 Table of Contents FIRST THINGS ------------ Cover Screen & Welcome (Side A) Table of Contents (Side A) You are here. Diskovery (Side A) More drivel from the "mind" of our managing editor. *&FEATURED PROGRAM FRss?xp><~?p@@@@`p8۪󀠠sssss@`||@@?p~08f骊p|~?`x@|~@p~?@۪~`|@`px?~|p?~px甆`pp~|||@đxp~|xx?~`gG?骢```ppppp򲲲ŠՕőđAa??cqx|~~yyyqcG?~x慠~x@?~|xqc~x`Ց?|p`~@?|x`px|?|||p@||~xp`@?˪LJLJLJLJƇLJLJLJ媈pppppက၃????C?p`@ڪx`px~|xxp~~ő~xp~p@pԪacdef񪠠@p|x@p~~|x`Ъ@Cp~`@@@p?၀?x|~@xxp`ڪ``````KssssՕ񪀀x|~`x~~@px|~~˪|`px`x~`p`lp section before you begin. And if you're not, why are you still reading this when there's a whole Softdisk for you to explore? OM DATAMOST ------------------------------ Cavern Creatures (Side A and D) Blast 'em. FUN AND GAMES ------------- Australian Cockroach (Side A) Eradicate the most disgusting menace of the century. Watch Your Language (Side A) Speak and carry a gij that sounded like gibberish? Even if the explanation is accurate and true in every respect, you don't understand it because the meaning is lost as the words cross jargon boundaries. *&People who know computers are perhaps the biggest culprits. Many&But it's not the fact that all these jargons exist that bothers me. It's the way people sometimes use jargon when they try to explain something to someone outside their field. How many times have you gone to a mechanic or a doctor and got an explanationave to wonder if every pastime develops its own specialized vocabulary. Sometimes I hear jargon in the background at the drive-through ("Gimme two quarters and a mac.") Is there babysitter jargon? Paperboy jargon? Stargazer jargon? I suppose so. *ody outside the field. Well, no. I don't actually hate jargon -- jargon is useful. I hate it when people try to make jargon cross jargon boundaries. *&I can remember some of the jargon from my time spent as a pressman and a construction worker. I ho easy even for ME. Come on, readers, send us YOUR puzzles. *& The Monthly Tirade You know what I hate? I hate jargon. Yeah. That's it! I hate jargon. I hate the way jargons are always made up of words that already mean something else to everybkmnopqames Blake. Latitude and longitude were never this much fun when I was in school. The puzzles continue: Crossword Machine #3 may be too easy for some. Several people in Shreveport were able to solve it. And the puzzles in GR8 PL8S (Great Plates) are to ? 0 *& by Jim Weiler Appearing in Softdisk #75:  As promised, that insidious vermin, the Australian Cockroach makes his debut. Your job: wipe him out. *&We've got the first in a series of Teaching programs from the Mentor, J) We want your programs. MacGurus Wanted (Side C) Softdisk wants you. Credits (Side C) Who's responsible for this mess. Help (Side A) Instant coaching on Softdisk. -- End of Table of Contents -- C) Sit back and watch the patterns. DISKUSSION (Side C) ------------------- Reader forum with Professor Know-it-all. LAST THINGS ----------- Subscriptions (Side C) Why you need to subscribe. *&MORE LAST THINGS ---------------- Submissions (Side C(Side B) Parallels and meridians training. *&HAPPY HACKER ------------ DOGPAW (Side C) Automatic text output routine. HELPWARE -------- Printer Enhancer Program (Side C) Set the print styles on ANY printer. *&LOOKIES ------- Infinitudes (Side big stories. *&PUZZLEWARE ---------- GR8 PL8S (Side B) Guess the vanity plates. The Crossword Machine (Side B) Hi-res word fun for everyone. Our monthly puzzle. EDUWARE ------- Latitude & Longitude times I've used phrases like "dropping a bit in my alternate RAM bank." To me, that means my computer has a faulty integrated circuit. To an "outsider", it could sound like my other supply of bighorns is declining slightly. *&It's time to take action! If we don't keep our jargons where they belong, communication ceases altogether! Already, doctors, mechanics, computerholics, and scores of others are acquiring reputations for incomprehensibility. Stop the spread of gibberish! Watch your language!them. In those cases pressing R would have no effect. Press --> for the next page.  *&Press P at any time to print the text of the article you are reading. Press Q at any time to quit Softdisk altogether. Press H at any time to get help. (Nowhen you are reading a text feature such as this help article: RUN, PRINT, QUIT, and HELP. Press R at any time the disk icon appears at the top left to run the program associated with the text you're reading. Some items have no programs associated with ollows the one you're reading. The title of the article usually appears at the top of the page; the page number in the article appears to the title's right. Press --> for the next page.  z *&A number of functions may be available to you a submenu option and you'll be whisked away to that feature. Press --> for the next page.  z*&You've probably noticed the turned-up page corners in the lower left and right corners of the screen. They simply let you know if a page preceeds or f for the next page. ;;" " *&When you select a department by pressing arrow keys and RETURN while the contents menu is pulled down, a submenu displays the programs and features in that department. Use the arrow keys and RETURN to select ress C to display the disk's "Contents Menu". The contents menu is the quickest way to get from program to program. The menu displays a list of Softdisk departments (First Things, Helpware, Fun & Games, etc.). Press C to see, then press ESC. Press --> the right arrow key and read on.  *&THE KEYS TO SUCCESS <-- and --> These arrow keys are for turning the "pages" of the disk. If you want, you can read the entire disk from beginning to end just by pressing the right arrow key. You can prtuvwxIf you have a mouse or joystick you can click on the menu bar at the top of the screen to pull down disk option and contents menus. You can also turn the pages by clicking on the turned-up page corners at the lower left and right. Keyboard users, press ,*d^ K *&Welcome to the Softdisk operating system! If you need a little help learning the system, this tutorial should have you zipping around Softdisk in no time at all. Press the right arrow key to advance to the next page. *& drives. Central Point Software (503)244 5782 *& Next Month:  James Blake continues his coverage of geography as his Mentor series tackles the cities of the world. Your attendance is required. James Weiler -- End of Diskovery text -- release in this month's stack... Copy II Plus version 8.0 is here. This program should need no introduction. In my opinion, anyone who uses an Apple II should buy this copy program. This version now supports the GS, more add-on memory, and the 3.5" disk Which reminds me... Don't miss Jeff Truelsen's Watch Your Language Plus. This edition prints in ENORMOUS letters so everyone in the room can read the silly stories they create. *& On the Editor's Desk  Let's see if I can find an interesting press te: if a particular option can't be accessed at a given time, the help box lets you know by displaying that option in "shadow". Sound mysterious? Press H now to see RUN in shadow.) *& The best way to learn is by doing, so go and get your feet wet. We're sure you'll find the water pleasant.  F&-- End of Help -- ~predator bug, the australian cockroach. But now... (This always happens when a species has no natural enemies.) The australian cockroach is overrunning the country. It's eating our food. It's infesting our homes. It's time to DO something about it... )M F d j ?3@3=*&exciting real-life simulation by Bryan Vekovius and Jim Weiler Roaches... You can't live with 'em and you can't live without 'em. 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